Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke on Monday recommended drastically shrinking the controversial Bears Ears National Monument, created in the closing days of President Barack Obama’s presidency, and building a new Trump Resort and possibly a casino between the two iconic buttes.
“During my recent trip to southern Utah, three things were made abundantly clear. First, this is a landscape of unimaginable beauty and sacred culturally significant sites that have been undisturbed for generations and, second, it would be a killer place for a five-star resort hotel,” Zinke said. “I forgot the third thing.”
LINK (via: The Salt Lake Tribune)
Checks the date.
Okay. Not April 1st.
Right.
Cue a couple plays of Joni Mitchell’s Big Yellow Taxi.
“They paved paradise. Put up a parking lot.”….
Satire Paul, satire…..
Clicks link to story.
Reads first line:
Editor’s Note: This is a satirical look at the Bears Ears controversy.
Realizes writer has an agenda. Moves on.