Trout Offended Fly Fisherman Would Just Throw Him Back Like That
HAMILTON, MT—Scoffing at the idea that anything about him was not perfect, local trout K’Lasp Slippins was reportedly offended Tuesday that a fly fisherman would …
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Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace
Recalling numerous thrill-seeking exploits and fearless endeavors, a north Atlantic salmon confirmed Monday that, having always lived an adventurous life, she couldn’t believe she ended …
Secretary Of Interior Unveils Plans For New High-Speed Creek
Calling the $650 million project the “future of America’s pastoral waterways,” Secretary of the Interior Sally Jewell unveiled the agency’s plans for a new high-speed …