A crew of teenagers tossed a 20-pound striped bass from the roof onto diners at ritzy Le Bilboquet in Sag Harbor,
The gigantic fish crashed onto a table, “sending glasses and plates flying” at the busy upscale eatery where a “le branzino” bass dinner goes for $39.
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Nice one. I do like to see a bit of imaginative vandalism that carries a message. We Brits saw one happen over here the other day. Its recipient was away at the time, being over “your way” on a probably month-long family vacation in Florida.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-66391947
Now where is that ton of totally inedible farmed Atlantic salmon I was thinking of dropping on Number 10 Downing Street…?
One correction to the above – not Florida but California, where, according to the British Enquirer-style tabloid press, the gentleman concerned has a large private home.
God damn little brats kept an over-slot fish!
Indeed, and they missed the Keep Em Wet memo.